Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Poop Senders sent me an email.

Not sure if it was spam - but I received an email from Poopsenders.com.
I did not click on the link provided in the email, been burned once that way... I opened the email, clicked the link, It opened a thousands links to porn and I was at work. Do'oh! Guess I should read this kinda stuff at home but oh well. No harm no foul. I told the IT Guy sorry I was a dumb user and launched a link in a email.

Well, onto the email... It was one about the best practical joke. It looks to be very funny.

Go to poopsenders.com and see for yourself. It is definitely the Ultimate Gag gift. Some of the testimonies had me laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA Too funny - well enjoy the rest of the day...

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Monday, September 24, 2007

SPAM SPAM SPAM

Whoo Hoo,


Just what you all have been waiting for. Another installment of SPAM! Yes that lovely pink meat like substance that is good with cheese and bread. No, sorry not that Spam... Wishful thinking. No it is that ANNOYING Spam.

Ok here goes. You know I try to set it up a bit. Sorry not much information on this one, except maybe the email address in the Spam differs from the senders. To include the fact that they are trying to say I won a Microsoft Prize. Hmmmm - Microsoft being a US Company paying me in British Sterling Pounds and I have to email my information to a German email address????? Germany uses the Euro... Odd I know - but don't fall prey to this one. It is totally fake.

So here's your helping today:

Email Sender: Microsoft Lottery Board [info@mslb.org]
Subject: PRIZE NOTIFICATION


We wish to congratulate and inform you On the selection today,You Won the sum of £250,000 you must contact the appointed agent with your Full Names,Age,Address, Occupation,Telephone No.
Contact Mrs Cindi Gerrard With the email address below:
cindimsninfodesk_01@yahoo.de

Odd I know!

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Friday, September 14, 2007

I WON!!! A Sweepstakes I never entered?

How can that be you ask? How can I win a Sweepstakes without ever entering one? In addition, I received this email not once, not twice, but three times today alone.
Well, it 'tis be another cleaver attack from the SPAM kings of the world. Yes, SPAM and not the seasoned Ham-like meat that we all love... Yummy, No I am speaking of the more malicious type. The Spam that fills up your inbox and possibly may corrupt your system. THE NASTY SPAM. But as my self-appointed duty is to help rid the world of such spam. My blacklist for my spam filter is so long that I am no longer able to add to my list.

Oh well, so lets analyze this one: The email address was tip number 1: Western Union Money Transfer [westernunionagent3@myway.com] - why was it not from westernunion.com???
The Phone number any of them is the wrong format for England. It does start +44 as the country code and that is where it dies. There are not enough numbers left. Then a hotmail account to the person who verifies the funds... LAUGHABLE. Then they don't know to whom they are sending an email stating that I had won a million pounds.
Well here is the example:

Western Union Money Transfer Sweepstakes:

ADDRESS: PLOT 1, SOUTHWARK BRIDGE,SE 19 HL UNITED KINGDOM.
PHONE NUMBER: +44702-405-8125
Mobile: +44-702-405-8106
REF NO: 250-153
Dear Sir/Madam
There is an issue with the Western Union Money Transfer in the amount of £1,000,000.00 POUNDS STERLING directed in cash credited to file KTU/ 9023118308/03, at the owner of this email address. The INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND contacted us for your conpensation a couple of hours ago due to your allocated security code.
We are unable to complete a transfer directed at an email address, so we require some more information in order to complete this transfer.
In order to effect this payment, please call our offices at +44702-405-8125/+44-702-405-8106 or at this email via Western Union Solicitors Fund Verification Department: billjohnson888@hotmail.com
As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to you over the counter or wired to your nominated bank account directly from The Western Union Transfering Bank as soon as you comply with the requirements of 0.1 percent western union charges. When calling or emailing , please use reference number 250-153 for our mutual convenience.
THE MANAGEMENT OF WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER. OFFICE UK BRANCH.
Sincerely,
Bill Johnson.
+44702-405-8125
Mobile: +44-702-405-8106

Enjoy this new helping of SPAM....

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Ann Coulter - FROM THE HALLS OF MALIBU TO THE SHORES OF KENNEDY

I found this one a pretty good summation:
FROM THE HALLS OF MALIBU TO THE SHORES OF KENNEDY
By Ann Coulter Thu Sep 13, 11:08 AM ET WorldNetDaily.com

Ann Coulter

Democrats claim Gen. David Petraeus' report to Congress on the surge was a put-up job with a pre-ordained conclusion. As if their response wasn't.
Democrats yearn for America to be defeated on the battlefield and oppose any use of the military -- except when they can find individual malcontents in the military willing to denounce the war and call for a humiliating retreat.
It's been the same naysaying from these people since before we even invaded Iraq -- despite the fact that their representatives in Congress voted in favor of that war.
Mark Bowden, author of "Black Hawk Down," warned Americans in the Aug. 30, 2002, Los Angeles Times of 60,000 to 100,000 dead American troops if we invaded Iraq -- comparing an Iraq war to Vietnam and a Russian battle in Chechnya. He said Iraqis would fight the Americans "tenaciously" and raised the prospect of Saddam using weapons of mass destruction against our troops, an attack on Israel "and possibly in the United States."
On Sept. 14, 2002, The New York Times' Frank Rich warned of another al-Qaida attack in the U.S. if we invaded Iraq, noting that since "major al-Qaida attacks are planned well in advance and have historically been separated by intervals of 12 to 24 months, we will find out how much we've been distracted soon enough."
This week makes it six years since a major al-Qaida attack. I guess we weren't distracted. But it looks like al-Qaida has been.
Weeks before the invasion, in March 2003, the Times' Nicholas Kristof warned in a couple of columns that if we invaded Iraq, "the Turks, Kurds, Iraqis and Americans will all end up fighting over the oil fields of Kirkuk or Mosul." He said: "The world has turned its back on the Kurds more times than I can count, and there are signs that we're planning to betray them again." He announced that "the United States is perceived as the world's newest Libya."
The day after we invaded, Kristof cited a Muslim scholar for the proposition that if Iraqis felt defeated, they would embrace Islamic fundamentalism.
We took Baghdad in about 17 days flat with amazingly few casualties. There were no al-Qaida attacks in America, no attacks on Israel, no invasion by Turkey, no attacks on our troops with chemical weapons, no ayatollahs running Iraq. We didn't turn our back on the Kurds. There were certainly not 100,000 dead American troops.
But liberals soon began raising yet more pointless quibbles. For most of 2003, they said the war was a failure because we hadn't captured Saddam Hussein. Then we captured Saddam, and Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean complained that "the capture of Saddam has not made America safer." (On the other hand, Howard Dean's failure to be elected president definitely made America safer.)
Next, liberals said the war was a failure because we hadn't captured Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Then we killed al-Zarqawi and a half-dozen of his aides in an air raid. Then they said the war was a failure because ... you get the picture.
The Democrats' current talking point is that "there can be no military solution in Iraq without a political solution." But back when we were imposing a political solution, Democrats' talking point was that there could be no political solution without a military solution.
They said the first Iraqi election, scheduled for January 2005, wouldn't happen because there was no "security."
Noted Middle East peace and security expert Jimmy Carter told NBC's "Today" show in September 2004 that he was confident the elections would not take place. "I personally do not believe they're going to be ready for the election in January ... because there's no security there," he said.
At the first presidential debate in September 2004, Sen. John Kerry used his closing statement to criticize the scheduled Iraqi elections saying: "They can't have an election right now. The president's not getting the job done."
About the same time, U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan said he doubted there would be elections in January, saying, "You cannot have credible elections if the security conditions continue as they are now" -- although he may have been referring here to a possible vote of the U.N. Security Council.
In October 2004, Nicholas Lemann wrote in The New Yorker that "it may not be safe enough there for the scheduled elections to be held in January."
Days before the first election in Iraq in January 2005, The New York Times began an article on the election this way:
"Hejaz Hazim, a computer engineer who could not find a job in computers and now cleans clothes, slammed his iron into a dress shirt the other day and let off a burst of steam about the coming election.
"'This election is bogus,' Mr. Hazim said. 'There is no drinking water in this city. There is no security. Why should I vote?'"
If there's a more artful articulation of the time-honored linkage between drinking water and voting, I have yet to hear it.
And then, as scheduled, in January 2005, millions of citizens in a country that has never had a free election risked their lives to cast ballots in a free democratic election. They've voted twice more since then.
Now our forces are killing lots of al-Qaida jihadists, preventing another terrorist attack on U.S. soil, and giving democracy in Iraq a chance -- and Democrats say we are "losing" this war. I think that's a direct quote from their leader in the Senate, Harry Reid, but it may have been the Osama bin Laden tape released this week. I always get those two confused.
OK, they knew what Petraeus was going to say. But we knew what the Democrats were going to say. If liberals are not traitors, their only fallback argument at this point is that they're really stupid.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

New Spam Yum!

NEW SPAM: Well, today I got a job offering - but wait - there's more. This job is from England, but at least they used a UK domain :)
Here is the spam you've been waiting for:


Hello,
I am from G.s. Textiles, located here in the United Kingdom, our company operates on selling of clothing textile in London, we are looking for Honest and Trustworthy Representative in the States/Canada that will aid as a link between us and our customers in the USA/CANADA. I would like to know if you are interested. Respond only if you will like to work from home part-time on contract basis and get paid without leaving or affecting your present job.

JOB DESCRIPTION
1. Receive payment from Clients
2. Cash Payments
3. Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of our designated office that(Payment is to be forwarded by Western UnionTransfer)

It wouldn't cost you any CHARGES, you are to receive payments which will be sent to you via courier services from our clients, all transfer fees should be deducted from the capital you are sending so you have nothing to lose. If you have interest in working with us Email us with the following details.( 1.Full names i.e first & last name 2.Phone number(s) 3.Full contact address (PHYSICAL ADDRESS ONLY, NO P.O. BOXES)).
Warmest Regards,
Thomas Woods
Human Resources Manager,
83 Ballogie ave,
Neasdon, London.
NW10 1SY
United Kingdom
Website: http://www.gscompany.org
NB: Reply to offerconfirmed@yahoo.co.uk

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Another helping of Spam


Well hello, it has been minutes since my last Spam dish.
So here is another healthy serving of SPAM.

I find this one kinda funny since I am in the reserves and have spent almost twenty years in the service.

I will try to provide a little truth to the Spam. There is a real Royal Irish Regiment, and a 1st Battalion. But this so-called Major Dan Frank is not the Battalion commander, a LT. Colonel Maj McGovern is and also out ranks the good Major. Also, why would a British soldier stationed in Iraq be using a Poland based email address. Just some things to take into consideration. And why would the good Major wish to offer up money that should have been turned into the authorities in Iraq? Well, just another spammer.

So, I hope you find the humor in this spam as I do:

CAN WE COUNT ON YOU? REPLY US IMMEDIATELY!!


Hello Friend,

I am MAJOR.DAN FRANK, I am a British soldier attached to UN peace keeping force in Iraq, I Am the commanding officer of the First Battalion of the Royal Irish Regiment, as you may Know everyday, there are several cases of insurgents attacks and suicide bombs going on here.

We managed to Move funds belonging to some demised persons who were attacked and killed through insurgent attacks. The total amount is
US$25 Million dollars in cash. We want to move this money to you, so That you may keep our share for us untill when we shall come over to meet You. We will take 70%, my partner and I. You take 30%. No strings attached, Just help us move it out of iraq, Iraq is a war zone.

We plan on using Diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in two large metallic Boxes, using diplomatic immunity. If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details.

This business is risk free. The boxes can be shipped out in 48hrs to your door step.Be adivce to send your reply to this Address :
major_danfrank01@yahoo.pl

Respectfully,
MAJOR.DAN FRANK

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Lady Toreth Hughes Spam

Hello Readers,

The funny thing is I received this spam...
Hmmm, when they caught, convicted, and sentenced that spammer a while back. I guess we only got about a weeks worth of little to no spam. But they have turned up the heat and are back in buisness.

I received this Spam from the poor old Lady Toreth...
I guess I am here Esteem One. HAHAHAHA

Some oddities are that it is sent from [toreth4@mchsi.com] but she requests you email her at [torethughes@yahoo.com.hk] a Hong Kong based email address.
Confusing that her husband would be in Spain for a Dr's appointment?
But I did not waste too much time on research, since it is spam - I'll share my Spam -


so here ya go:

My Esteem One,
Getting your contact was not an easy task because since I am not computer literate, I ordered an expert to seek a fellow very far away and he went to the institute of International Business to apply and he paid them the charges.
I have also made arrange for the expenses of this proposal.
I shall make it available to you as you progress with the work I have requested you to do for mankind.
I am Lady Toreth, married to Sir Richard Hughes an Englishman who is dead; he died in a train bomb blast in Spain when he was going for his medical check up in 2004.Please copy and paste this Internet link for more information on the incident http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4340881.stm
When my late husband was alive he deposited a large sum of money in an escrow account which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market) with his bank here in UK.
Presently, this money is still with the Bank.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the
cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer.
I need you to help me in fulfilling my husband obligation which I am presently unable to fulfill. And I do not have child of my own.
I will brief you more on your swift reply to my personal email address:
torethughes@yahoo.com.hk
Sincerely Yours,
Lady Hughes.

Good luck to her and the money...

Cheers all,

Jobu

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